TOP 100 FUNNY FRIENDSHIP QUOTES – Best Friendship Quotes

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TOP 100 FUNNY FRIENDSHIP QUOTES – Best Friendship Quotes

1. The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. – Elbert Hubbard
2. The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend. – Henry David Thoreau
3. “Stay” is a charming word in a friend’s vocabulary. – Louisa May Alcott
4. Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. – Albert Camus
5. True friends stab you in the front. – Oscar Wilde
6. A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. – Walter Winchell
7. The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. – William Blake
8. A good friend is a connection to life – a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. – Lois Wyse
9. A man cannot be said to succeed in this life who does not satisfy one friend. – Henry David Thoreau
10. When you face a crisis, you know who your true friends are. – Magic Johnson
11. The essence of true friendship is to make allowance for another’s little lapses. – David Storey
12. I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. – Oscar Wilde
13. How rare and wonderful is that flash of a moment when we realize we have discovered a friend. – William Rotsler
14. The wicked can have only accomplices, the voluptuous have companions in debauchery, self-seekers have associates, the politic assemble the factions, the typical idler has connections, princes have courtiers. Only the virtuous have friends. – Voltaire
15. I have three kinds of friends: those who love me, those who pay no attention to me, and those who detest me. – Nicolas Chamfort
16. Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with. – Robert Breault
17. If you have two friends in your lifetime, you’re lucky. If you have one good friend, you’re more than lucky – S. E. Hinton
18. Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. – Jon Foreman
19. A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world. – Leo Buscaglia
20. Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends. – Virginia Woolf
21. One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention. – Clifton Fadiman
22. You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. – Harry S. Truman
23. The language of friendship is not words but meanings. – Henry David Thoreau
24. The best mirror is an old friend. – George Herbert
25. A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling. – Arthur Brisbane
26. In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. – John Churton Collins
27. Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. – Woodrow Wilson
28. One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. – George Carlin
29. The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money. – Mark Twain
30. A true friend is one who overlooks your failures – Doug Larson
31. I have lost friends, some by death…others by sheer inability to cross the street. – Virginia Woolf
32. When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.’ – Groucho Marx
33. My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me. – Garry Shandling
34. Anyone can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success. – Oscar Wilde
35. There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other. – J. K. Rowling
36. I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it. – Edgar Allan Poe
37. Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them. – Edwin Arlington Robinson
38. True friendship multiplies the good in life and divides its evils. Strive to have friends, for life without friends is like life on a desert island… to find one real friend in a lifetime is good fortune; to keep him is a blessing. – Baltasar Gracian
39. When a woman like that whom I’ve seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man. – Alice Duer Miller




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